Chat-up Lines

"Are you dizzy, 'coz you've been running round my head all night." -Mr Lewis

Today in english we were making up chat up lines.
Losers, right?

Here are some of the best ones:
"If you were a pirate would you keep your parrot her (touch one shoulder) or here (put arm around)?" -Zoe
"My love for you is like diarhorrea. I just can't hold it in." -Adinda
"Is your mamma God, coz you sure look like Jesus."- Maria (Don't ask!)
"Did you just fart, coz you blew me away." -Tamsin

I asked Mr Lewis for another example but he would tell me because he said it was rude. Hmm. Suspicious.

I'm in IT now doing my presentation. Or not. I don't understand and Mr Hunt to busy laughing about his "heart attack". Whatevs. If he had a heart attack I doubt he would be telling everyone and laughing would he? Would he? Coz I wouldn't.

Maria is making a blog about our new fashion line of high waisted skirts and t-shirys. It's not working. Atm she's writing about socks and granny knickers :/ I will soon be bringing in material for people to chose from. When I find the shop in Lewisham for material. I'm scared of Lewisham. I don't know how to get there :$

Bye (: